Over at a friend’s house the other day, she made a few fussy sounds when her Walmart order arrived and she hadn’t received the particular candy corn she’d requested.
“What’s the big deal?” I asked.
Upon which she explained the candy corn were just too darn sweet (she has a point there) and that she only liked the caramel version with the brown bottoms. (I know, I know–first world problems to the nth degree.)
So, being the four-planets-in-Virgo Virgo that I am — the discerner, the sorter, the organizer — I cheerfully took on the task of separating The Desired’s in one pile and The Un-Desired’s in another.
And along the way I found a few odd balls.
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