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Rotten

You know that horrible (horrible, horrible) taste when an avocado starts to turn? Yeah, the one where even a smidge of it mixed in with the rest of the avocado just ruins the whole thing? That! Well, in a most mysterious of situations, I have found myself with a half dozen perfectly ripe-looking, perfectly ripe-feeling, completely-sans-brown-spots…

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An innocent mistake

I grew up--while not in open fields, farmland nor forests--in a fairly nature-based childhood nestled within the relatively safe confines of the suburbs. My childhood was predominantly in Columbia, Maryland, in the '70s, with its miles and miles of pathways, creeks aplenty and many thin slivers of woods abutted by housing developments and neighborhoods all…

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The Popcorn Report

Anyone remember Faith Popcorn? My goodness, that woman and her BrainReserve team were sooooo spot on with sooooo many trend predictions. Near prescient! Small luxuries ($4 cups of coffee) -- one of her predictions back in the mid/late '90s, was considered ridiculous. No one was going to spend that kind of money on a cup of…

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A second date?

One of my Uber Chronicles stories. Next up, I’m headed to an upscale restaurant in an upscale part of northern Baltimore City. Here, the streets are all recently paved and marked with brand-spanking-new reflective paint including the prettiest and most clearly marked bike lanes mine eyes have ever seen. These fresh, maintained and…

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Hey, Jude!

There are moments in life that are just meant to be. Here's one of them. When I was 20, I moved to San Francisco ... without a lick of help--in any manner--from my parents, in a world without the internet; and in a general state of naiveté, youthful ignorance and excitement. I lasted about a year…

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Mesmerized by a mouthy bird

I, unexpectedly, spent an unexpected amount of time watching--and listening to--this unexpectedly fascinating series of videos of a rescued-at-10-days-old starling bird (now eight years old, I believe) and his vocalizations. Fascinating. Starlings have mimicking capacities and this one--living in a human's house, and a home filled with animals (you can hear the purrs)--has quite a range.…

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Sexy sounds

I've been doing some "inventorying" of my life: going back, looking back, making lists. Where did I live when? Where did I work, when? What pets did I have? What drugs have I tried? What places have I traveled? Those sorts of things. I thought I'd inventoried all the places I've worked. Turns out I hadn't.…

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Besties

I love how Martha Stewart has emerged from her "fall from grace" and reinvented herself in way that embraces her experience. She has transformed to a whole new level, which includes a bit of FU to those who needed her to be something else in some box they might have put her in before. The love-friendship-energy…

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alien song by victor navone

I will survive!

Back, back, back in the days of early cable internet and faster-than-dial-up connection--and almost a decade before YouTube--I came across this animated, creative, delightful and giggle-inducing version of Gloria Gaynor's amazing song, I Will Survive. I watched this "Alien Song" (as it was titled by the creator) again and again ... and again and again. It…

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